{"id":131,"date":"2023-02-06T20:38:41","date_gmt":"2023-02-06T15:08:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/yuvishere.co.in\/blog\/?p=131"},"modified":"2023-02-06T20:45:30","modified_gmt":"2023-02-06T15:15:30","slug":"dad-jokes-on-mathematics-and-calculus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yuvishere.co.in\/blog\/dad-jokes-on-mathematics-and-calculus\/","title":{"rendered":"Dad jokes on mathematics and calculus"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I would often get either too bored or too excited during my mathematics lectures since school time. Neither of the situations stopped me from making dad jokes though. Here is a collection of some the jokes I made during my 10 + 2 and college time as a math student.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>What did the right triangles say during the strike? Support the Cos<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Did you hear about the triangle who tried bunking the school? He was cot tanning on the beach.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Mathematicians can not be racists, because they don\u2019t differentiate with respect to colour.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>In contrast, mathematicians are good leaders, because they know how to integrate different components into one single unit.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I went on a date with this triangle, she was dropping all sorts of sines. I did not give her a call back, you know why? Cos I think she wasn\u2019t too right for me.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>What do you call it when the longest line in the triangle smokes weed? High-pot-enuse<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I would often get either too bored or too excited during my mathematics lectures since school time. Neither of the situations stopped me from making dad jokes though. Here is a collection of some the jokes I made during my 10 + 2 and college time as a math student.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","category-studies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuvishere.co.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuvishere.co.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuvishere.co.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuvishere.co.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuvishere.co.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=131"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/yuvishere.co.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":132,"href":"https:\/\/yuvishere.co.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131\/revisions\/132"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yuvishere.co.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuvishere.co.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yuvishere.co.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}