I would often get either too bored or too excited during my mathematics lectures since school time. Neither of the situations stopped me from making dad jokes though. Here is a collection of some the jokes I made during my 10 + 2 and college time as a math student.

• What did the right triangles say during the strike? Support the Cos
• Did you hear about the triangle who tried bunking the school? He was cot tanning on the beach.
• Mathematicians can not be racists, because they don’t differentiate with respect to colour.
• In contrast, mathematicians are good leaders, because they know how to integrate different components into one single unit.
• I went on a date with this triangle, she was dropping all sorts of sines. I did not give her a call back, you know why? Cos I think she wasn’t too right for me.
• What do you call it when the longest line in the triangle smokes weed? High-pot-enuse